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Sausage Poison

A thought and/or feeling that stops a man from getting (or losing) an erection during sexual intercourse.
Seriously, the German Girl was lay there gagging for it but my head wasn't in the game which led an absolute bout of sausage poison.
by CarlTheHandyman November 23, 2023
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Sausage Date

Where you invite a bunch of people to a gathering and only two dudes show up.
Where going to have a awesome rave but then it turned out to be a sausage date.
by johnstone337 July 21, 2017
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Sausage Washer

A person who regularly partakes of the cleansing of sausages aka penis, dicks, cocks, shlongs, etc, etc, with their mouths.
WHAT?! You didn't know that Andy was a fuckin' sausage washer? That kids queerer than a 2 dollar bill, we're talkin Liberace style.
by Whodi aka Weezy September 2, 2010
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sausage toss

Giving a light toss to a guys soft penis.
My boyfriend burger flipped me so I gave him a sausage tossed him.
by BeerzSlayer. October 17, 2017
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Sausage

It’s a slang replacement for “exhausted”.
Used to describe how tired you are— so much that you can be a non-living piece of meat.
Oh my God dude, i didn’t sleep at all last night doing homework I’m fucking sausage.”
by Emmanuel_hater123 April 1, 2020
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Full sausage

The act of insulting someone so thoroughly that no response will undue or lesson the insult. An over the top mean spirited insult delivered out of deep spite that truly hurts the recipient and reveals how dickheaded the person is who rendered the insult.
The coach went full sausage on that sensitive young kid when he missed the easy shot .
by Ofashea October 15, 2019
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