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The Salty Oyster 

When you eat her out in your beach hut after she takes a dip in the ocean
I did the salty oyster on her when we went to the beach!

The Salty Oyster 

When you eat her out on your beach but after she takes a dip in the ocean
Do you want me to give you the salty oyster?

The Salty Clam 

Put the oldest nastiest canned clams in ones ass, then proceed to eat it like a seafood buffet
I gave jerry the salty clam yesterday, too much shit in it.

Olde Salty Billows

Where a man and woman fornicate in the scissor position. Then as he nears climax can position his anus over the womans vagina. So while he climaxes inside her. Would be free to pass gas into her simultaniously. After completion. Gets to suck the nutty fart froth from her nethers.
The other night while the wife and i were going at the in and out something proper. She got so into it she asked this sly dog for the Olde Salty Billows to top it off.

Pulled a Salty 

Term used during an Xbox live gaming session when while in an Xbox live party, One or more party members say that they are leaving and coming back to the party, but they "never" do.
"ok guys im hungry ima be right back"

"But u never come back"

"I will this time i promise"
(leaves the party)

10 min later

"where is he. He still isnt back yet"

"That fag, he just pulled a Salty"
Pulled a Salty by Cat lover's Inc. September 5, 2009

gett'n salty 

Having attitude, getting pissed off for no reason; getting defensive
I was just asking a question. Why are you gett'n salty!
gett'n salty by brat37 June 14, 2017