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Throat Punch Thursday

Day of the week where you get a free pass to punch people in the throat. Not to be confused with #TBT.
Bob is annoying the shit out of me...good thing it's Throat Punch Thursday!
by mbell May 27, 2016
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fruit-punch mouth

A red colouring that someone has around their mouth, possibly stained by a drink such as fruit punch.

A quip made by Buffy in Buffy the Vampire Slayer during the first season, regarding a vampire with a blood mustache.
That guy definitely has fruit-punch mouth, although I'm not sure exactly what he drank to get that colouring around his mouth.
by avsc May 23, 2007
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Mississippi Puddin Punch

1) The act of fisting a woman's vagina to the point of drawing blood

2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.

3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.
Because Joe Jackson had given Michelle Obama the Mississippi Puddin Punch the night before, their morning coitus ritual was ruined.

Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe Jackson stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.
by deaddognotizzy October 15, 2009
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three whore punch

Rick just banged his third chick tonight, completing the three whore punch.
by Pandastic May 1, 2016
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Punching bag oc

A punching bag oc is usually an oc made to be used in different horrible and gore situations for the viewers and artists intertaintment. A punching bag oc can also be used if the artist is suffering with mental disorders, and need a way to get emotions out.
Person 1: i like your oc, but why do you draw them like that?
Person 2: oh, it's a punching bag oc.
by Bl00dybUnnY August 26, 2021
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hole-punch the vcard

dude, i totally was about to get laid last night but apparently she didnt wanna hole-punch the vcard. she wants to wait.
by Mike Charudo September 25, 2008
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Kate Punch Haters

Kate Punch Haters

Kate Punch Haters are unhealthy people who suffer from paranoia, delusions, hallucinations, hatred, pathological disorders, fanaticism and the list goes on... these closet crazy lunatics obsess over writer Kate Punch and follow her around.
I seen Kate Punch wondering around her back yard wearing a inappropriate dress, said the creepy elementary school counselor in her low low very low monotone voice.

I been watching Kate Punch for years said the old retired cop.

I seen Kate Punch eat macaroni and cheese out of a can, said the satanic child protective service lady... Let the ritual begin, said her fat cannibalistic assistant.

Kate Punch is very bad to like cookies and music, said the evil social worker with a candid smile and a very sweet conniving voice.

... 'I seen it all!' said the little country mouse...

Really? Wow, that is what I call Kate Punch Haters!
by saveKatePunch August 2, 2010
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