Two-Pump Trump

Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.

“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.

by TRIMROOM May 8, 2024

Gave them the mattress pump

To reveal to someone you’re engaged

“I wanted to take her by surprise revealing my ring so i gave them the mattress pump”

by socialelitist666 September 27, 2025

Bailed 8 barrels of oil after pulling the pump

slang for finishing explosively after an intense round of action, leaving behind way more mess than anyone thought humanly possible.

Man went so hard pulling the pump, he bailed 8 barrels of oil after pulling the pump — OSHA should’ve been called for cleanup.

by ghosthole October 1, 2025

pump gallery for the sludge digestors

An insult against a group of people who are being stupid and you're not a part of it.

This is a reference to treatment of sludge generated by wastewater facilities, the pump gallery is where you watch thickened concentrated sludge be digested by micro-organisms.

Bob watches as cars continuously slide down an icy road and crash after not heeding anybodies warning or slowing down.

Bob "feels like im in the pump gallery for the sludge digestors"

by Ilikebowls24 October 29, 2025

Slug Pump

Sometimes referred to as pumpa slug , or slugpumpog. A nigga that will get on yo ASS.

- “You know thats slug pump right”
“I didn’t know that was slug pump. I apologize”

by Glazeddonuts84 November 5, 2025

Smugar pumps

Common slang for extremely large boobs recently used as catcall an evolution to sugar tits
Pronounced Smugar sugar with an M
ˈSHMo͝oɡər pəmp

“HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HER SMUGAR PUMPS”

“Hey smugar pumps”

by Smugar November 29, 2025

Pump and Dump

The Pump and Dump is a main sexual act that usually comes after the foreplay stage. The act consists of the man (Dominant figure) having intercourse with a woman (Submissive figure) until the man is about to orgasm, once that state is reached the man defecates on the stomach of the woman and then cums on top of it, allowing it to drip off of the feces before continuing to have intercourse with the woman until the reaches orgasm.

"Man, last night I gave the best Pump and Dump to my girl."

by scattdm December 4, 2025