the act of taking your friends phone, dialing their ex-girlfriend/boyfriend's number, then tossing it to them as it rings. Usually results in the "victim" of the grenade having a very awkward, yet hilarious exchange with their ex.
Me: Hey Nick! Catch!'
Nick: DAMNIT!...I mean...um hey Julie
Julie: Why the hell are you calling me?
Nick: Sorry I got phone grenaded.
Nick: DAMNIT!...I mean...um hey Julie
Julie: Why the hell are you calling me?
Nick: Sorry I got phone grenaded.
by badhatter April 19, 2011
Get the Phone Grenademug. John G. phone will phone you on certain days of importance, there is no way to act and/or know how to act when he calls but he must be answered.
by OiHughieSaidButch August 19, 2024
Get the John Phonemug. 1. Having a 'Phone break ' The act of withdrawing one's presence from social media interaction for a period of time
2. A precursor to getting Pied off / Ghosted after an extended period of Rizz and Sexting .
2. A precursor to getting Pied off / Ghosted after an extended period of Rizz and Sexting .
"How's it going with Katie ? "
"Bro! She's having a 'Phone Break' !! "
"Man that sucks ! You've been Ghosted hard ! "
I'm not being rude and Ignoring you , I'm having Phone break atm .
"Bro! She's having a 'Phone Break' !! "
"Man that sucks ! You've been Ghosted hard ! "
I'm not being rude and Ignoring you , I'm having Phone break atm .
by venkman February 12, 2024
Get the Phone breakmug. When you and your significant other are unable to do the 'deed' in person, one partner will use and object to simulation a BJ over the phone. The other partner will please themselves and blow their load while listening and/or watching on the phone.
1. Hey babe, want me to give you a passionate phone-blowie tonight?
2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie
2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie
by Real Don August 9, 2022
Get the Phone-Blowiemug. Another term for Wireless power-sharing, the idea being that when two phones are sharing power, they're actually having "phone sex" with eachother, the one giving power being the male, and the one receiving it being the female.
Bro 1: Hey bro, my phone is low, can you turn on your wireless power sharing?
Bro 2: Ew, my phone doesn't consent to phone sex..
Bro 1: But you're the male..?
Bro 2: you ain't robbing my battery life with your phone orgy's get lost
bro 1: *sobs*
Bro 2: Ew, my phone doesn't consent to phone sex..
Bro 1: But you're the male..?
Bro 2: you ain't robbing my battery life with your phone orgy's get lost
bro 1: *sobs*
by SICKPIGS February 15, 2025
Get the Phone Sexmug. by Kokocane September 21, 2016
Get the Off the top of my phonemug.