Phone savy

Knowing more about a phone then you let on

You kids think I’m so dumb when I’m actually phone savy

by Dxja_vu January 18, 2019

Texas phone call massacre

Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.

Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.

by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018

Smart-phoning

Noun

To use your smart-phone for gaming, browsing, chatting etc....

Smart-phoning in the dark at night is a visual suicide for your eyes.

by Zami Karzai September 6, 2018

phone

A electronic that is going to take over the word

hey that guy has a phone

by DatGamerLion September 17, 2018

phone

a magical demon that rapes you while you sleep

man I got phoned

by Lexigirl15 September 17, 2018

Phone Blind

When your phone is so cracked you can’t see anything on it

When my phone was servely cracked I went phone blind

by Katy Pig October 7, 2018

Where is my phone?

Where is my phone?: Means that your phone is in your hand or you are dumb and wanted to search this up.

*Going to search where is my phone on urban dictionary* My feed back if you didn't have your phone how did you search this up? Dumb ass.

Person one: Where is my phone?

Person two: I don't know weren't you searching that up in your phone? Dumbass

by Donovan and Keoki roadhome kid May 30, 2018