Corn slob

When a feminist is chosen by natural selection to poop on your corn (penis) and/or decides to bite all the individual feces particles off of your knob.

Yo, you know that chick in our class Sallie? She gave me corn slob no cap

by IndefiniteMorrisavich March 28, 2019

Campania corn loaf

When one drops a massive steamer in the Campania district in Tasmania

Dude I went to Tassie and dropped the worst Campania corn loaf I have ever seen it would a wombat squint at 1 kilometer away

by The Wodger April 5, 2019

corn farting

Corn farting is that that mess at bottom of the corn popper that is all yellow looking. So, how do you wipe the yellow stuff off the white fluffy stuff?

Corn Farting: Even scrubbing it won't get all the corn farting out of your popcorn popper.

by Bubba from Georgia June 11, 2019

Touch the corn

when somebody gives you a hand job

Karim tried to touch the corn yesterday. He got arrested in the children's park.

by jbwdjbkfwjb June 16, 2019

Corn Dog

Someone who has a stick up their ass for no reason what so ever.

Dude, I walked into ol' Corn Dog's office, asked what he had for dinner and chucked his stapler at my face.

by TimmyJohnson September 25, 2019

corn

Corn, a word that rhymes with porn. Shove it up your ass

corn

by chanstherapperum September 30, 2019

Corn dog

Basically the best food in the universe and if you haven’t had a corn dog before the corn dog colt will kill you.

Yo the corn dogs here are the best

by Yo Yo Big Guy October 7, 2019