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one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.
While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.
by Mythattak May 22, 2017
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Waste o' Shoe

Skateboarding term meaning a pointless trick or flip.

With the skateboard griptape being abrasive, it wears down on the shoes and even cuts laces when performing tricks.

Skaters often use this term when they're asked to perform a trick that they class as easy or amateur.
Sid: "Go on Luke, do a kickflip!"

Luke: "Fuck that, I'm onto Tre's and Backsideflips now."

Sid: "Oh come on!"

Luke: "No! They're a waste o' shoe!"
by SkaterKate September 12, 2009
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Poop on my Shoes

When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft
Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.
by Fing Fang Foom September 23, 2019
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Boris Shoes

Brown, leather, old looking shoes worn by a guy named Boris. They have been on TV once. They look brandless and beaten when new. A B in scripted on the back. No one has seen these shoes in the wild, only Boris wears them.
by Rat.boi January 30, 2023
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walmart shoes

(noun) used when the bitch ass got them shit ass walmart quality shoes
BROOOOOOOOO HE GOT WALMART SHOES WTF
by cheese guitar September 16, 2021
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Shoes

Jim:You've heard of Vans the shoe brand now introducing Shoes the Van brand
by Jim The Fucking Dumbass August 20, 2019
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three shoe beating

A move used by Rolf on a quarter.
"TELL ME SHOE. HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED THE ALMIGHTY THREE SHOE BEATING?!?!"
by memeboi6942 June 7, 2021
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