Lickorectomy

Removal of the rectum with your tongue.

Some are worried that Blair may perform a lickorectomy on Bush.

Lickorectomy by S. Loisel December 12, 2003

Licking Corn 

Instead of giving a normal blow job, the girl licks/sucks the side of your cock like its a piece of corn on the cob. This is best when done by two women at the same time.

"Ginger and Allysin were both licking my corn. 2 girls licking my cock at once = Best Day of My Life!"

"Licking corn is what my girl does best."

Licking Corn by 'Noke Man August 14, 2008

lickmatized 

Similar to dickmatized, but instead of cock, totally hypnotized by great oral sex. Unisex.

Betty had sex with another woman: it was great and she became completely lickmatized.

Bobby was totally lickmatized by his girlfriend's great oral.

lickmatized by Reader in Italy October 23, 2008

lickety-spliff 

Rolling a joint at great speed.

Geoffrey: Hurry up already, Moff. 'Lock, Stock's' about to start and I wanna puff that herb!
Moff: Never fear, Mr. Geoffrey. I'll be ready with your ganja lickety-spliff!

lickety-spliff by @Bugyack September 17, 2013

Licky blicky 

The most sacred thing you can swear on. If you say it and then get proven to be lying, everyone gets to beat you to submission. More severe than on moms life or on god or even on gang

Person one: i didnt steal your shit bro
Person two: say licky blicky you didnt
Person one: licky blicky i didnt steal anything
Person two: aight if your lying we gonna punch you bro

Licky blicky by MassivePeen5 July 12, 2023

flickr lickr 

when someone goes out of their way to comment and fave images on flickr in a bid to gain more popularity.

asshole #1: "this is one of the best examples of modern landscape imagery i have even seen fred, stunning composition and lighting, this photo has got the lot, i absolutely looove this. Instafaved!"

Asshole #2 "thanks for the kind words peter" -wow, that peter is such a flickr lickr...

flickr lickr by the grundle August 17, 2012

potty licker 

Typically, the female that is chewing gum when both women exit the bathroom after a round of rug munching.

Paul: Hey, did you see those 2 whores come out of the bathroom together?

Smitty: Sure did, Saw the "potty licker" chewing gum too.

potty licker by facepainters July 26, 2012