jizz on the brain

When you're a whore

Steve - "Dat bitch got jizz on the brain"

by Pinguino25 October 2, 2017

Jizz-Spike

Nick name for dumbasses named Austin who spike their hair with gel

"Hey Jizz-Spike, stop buying so many Snap-On tools"
"Fucking up again Jizz-Spike?"

by Jassuncle February 22, 2022

Jizz festival

A jizz festival is where a whole bunch of gay dude have a orgy wit eachother and they have quote on quote anal sex

Hey did u here about that jizz festival

by Turkey_tits69 December 30, 2019

jizz plank

When an over-eager teenage male has sex for the first time and straightens out like a board when he ejaculates, putting all his weight on his partner and laying stiff for a few moments of awkwardness.

"Harry totally jizz planked me and then just laid there on top of me for like five minutes grunting and wheezing, I almost suffocated beneath him"

by Trollbert June 29, 2022

National Jizz Day

National Jizz Day is on June 5. Just jizz!

Woahhh it's June 5, you know what that means? It's National Jizz Day!
Sir, this is a Wendy's...

by Jizzday January 2, 2023

Jizz Hands

After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.

"Get ready for the grand finish...Jizz Hands"

"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"

by JugheadJo March 25, 2019

Jizz Shrapnel

Females with craters on there face that didn't come from acne, but from taking power loads to the face.

' did you she Dani's face? Chic has jizz Shrapnel all over.'

Walks face has more action than a WW2 veterans face with those jizz shrapnel scars

by Matthew Jewdock October 17, 2025