golden jew nugget

A small bundle of metaphorical prosperity that is secretly and greedily hid away from the rest of society.

After taking all the kale and bok choy out of the crisper Alan discovered a cold frosty PBR and declared "well look at that little golden jew nugget."

by EnDubbs January 24, 2012

dylan the jew

Professionally known as Dylan Joaquin. He is one of the best people you will ever meet. He is liberal, Jewish, and supports all peoples' race, religion, gender identity, etc. The one thing he can't stand is reptiles, especially frogs.

Aw. Dylan just helped me with my homework. What a Dylan the Jew

by GickGick Ricky Picky GickGicG February 6, 2018

Jew nig rattail

When somebody acts selfishly.

"Hey, tell your girlfriend to stop being such a jew nig rattail."

by de rek February 29, 2008

National Jew day

A holiday you celebrate with your Jew Friend!

Oh Adrian happy national Jew day

by aaronisaperson December 5, 2019

Ever Loving Jew

To make out well in a financial situation where the benefit of you saving money is not at the advantage of the person selling the item you wish to purchase. The indication of Jew in the title denotes the stereotype that Jewish people are good with money.

I talked the car salesman down $6,000 on my new car and got $7500 on my trade in, I bargained like an ever loving Jew.

by hotgreen01 November 5, 2012

Big Nose Jew

Commonly referenced to a person called Nate. If you see one take 3 steps back so that it doesn't breathe on you.

Eww look at that big nose Jew.

by AidzAreFunny September 26, 2018

Self hating jew

A Jew who hates themselves for being Jewish.

“That guy is a self hating jew because he doesn’t support Israel.”

by Misanthrope631 September 3, 2020