Undeveloped Jesus

when someone has a terribly unfortunate face.

Fuck. Matt Is an Undeveloped Jesus. He is so fugly.

by Bee749 November 21, 2021

Bald Jesus

Boomer slang for blow job

Becky gave me a Bald Jesus on the way to the third floor.

by C.CwenttoSouthPark October 29, 2021

Narcissist Jesus

A religious person who only follows what they believe in when it benefits them or gives them attention, all done while being a text book Narcissist, as well as 2 faced.

"They always act so holy in church for the attention, what a Narcissist Jesus."

by JJJamasone July 25, 2021

Jesus Money

not actual currency, just hopes and prayers. When people pay you in Jesus money they dont actually pay you in money, they just pray for you.

If she pays us in Jesus Money I'll explode!!

by poopbutjazzfunk November 29, 2011

Meme jesus

Some weird looking fat ginger virgin who sells discord rolls for nudes and when he doesn't get them he gets quite upset and throws fits where he often ends up half asleep with a fist in his anus

That ginger cunt meme Jesus has 1.8million followers. Please tell me how that's possible

by Dogn't November 14, 2018

Jesus banger

A religious song or hymn, often sung as part of a primary school assembly.

Sing hosanna is a right Jesus banger.

by Lulublu November 24, 2018

jesus pinch

The part of a new can of dip that is already empty after being packed. It is said that this is the pinch Jesus took out for himself before you.

"Damn! The Jesus pinch is huge out of this Copenhagen can!"

by TheManCam July 12, 2017