by Lampposteffect February 26, 2011
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by biker Phil August 17, 2011
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(One minute later; Guy#2 comes back, limping)
Guy #1: "Well, what happened?"
Guy #2: "Apparently a punch in the face and a kick to the crotch is the new way to reject people. Stupid CJ Law."
by joecity7 October 24, 2011
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