Phoenix's Law

The idea that "If it can be eaten, it will be eaten."

Sorry I ate your sandwich man...Phoenix's Law ya know?

by Lampposteffect February 26, 2011

Sumner's Law

Harley Davidson riders don't wave because they think they are too bad. BMW riders don't wave because they think they are too good.

Sumner's Law is true. When I ride my Honda Gold Wing, I always wave at fellow riders, but Harley Davidson and BMW riders never wave back.

by biker Phil August 17, 2011

CJ Law

States that any relationship advice given to your friends will work perfectly, while the same advice will backfire miserably if used by the advice giver

Guy #1: "Dude, that advice you gave me was great! I got five chicks' phone numbers!"

Guy #2: "Really? Maybe I should try it."

(One minute later; Guy#2 comes back, limping)

Guy #1: "Well, what happened?"

Guy #2: "Apparently a punch in the face and a kick to the crotch is the new way to reject people. Stupid CJ Law."

by joecity7 October 24, 2011

Squire’s-law

Squire’s-law: The most likely cause of an unsolicited offer is its unintended invitation.

Squire’s-law example: Using a search engine for the word ‘definition’, but mistyping and being contacted by a company called ‘deifinition’.

by Googledefs February 11, 2023

Byrons Law

A law through which you attest to existence of the law known as byrons law

byrons law

by ahul December 6, 2020

Kelly's Law

Kelly's Law is the ability for solids to froth into liquids.

That scoop of ice cream is growing twice the size, it must be Kelly's Law that allows it to do that!

by Harvard's Dictionary December 11, 2020

Karamazov’s Law

The real state of an interpersonal relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.

Rick: dude Annie keeps posting pics of her and Marc and shit on Facebook but I’m pretty sure she’s sleeping with his brother.

Will: Ah, classic Karamazov’s Law.

by Lord Bi den January 7, 2021