The Hannah Perks

Hannah Perks is a mythical creature who has lived on the Earth for billions of years.

Hannah's main interests are gaming, making love to lamp posts and touching up old men.

Hannah can't attract any male species her age so she targets the older generation among her species.

The Hannah Perks dwells the depths of Soho.

The Hannah Perks by The Notorious MrSpagBoll August 10, 2012

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Pull a Hannah

When one has to look up every term or abbreviation on UrbanDictonary because you’re not fluent in the current lingo.

She had no idea what Joe meant - totally had to pull a Hannah.

Pull a Hannah by therealrocco November 29, 2018

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hannah • Hannah Montana • hannah baker • HannahBanana • Hannah M • Hannah'd • Hannah Day • hannah edgar • Hannah-Grace • hannah-lee

Kill Hannah

a band who looks like My chemical Romance and show no conceivable talent at all.

kill hannah sucks

Kill Hannah by Foshoson September 29, 2008

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janet hannah

Is rude and an asshole at work lol

Janet hannah is such an asshole

janet hannah by tnt022814 November 19, 2015

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The Hannah

While having sex in a Universal Studios family bathroom, the female yells out loud "sit on the toilet" for all of the little younins outside to hear.

Dude: We did The Hannah this weekend on vacation!

Other dude: did you actually sit on the piss covered toilet?

The Hannah by TrumpHerInTheHeart April 9, 2017

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The Hannah Baker

Slit ur wrists while in the bath

The Hannah Baker

The Hannah Baker by 13REASONSWHY June 23, 2017

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Alabama Hannah

Any female who uses Crisco during sexual intercourse in an attempt to spice things up in the bedroom. The Crisco may be applied liberally and can be purposed for anything ranging from a sensual shoulder massage to a full-on lubricant.

One does not have to hail from the Southern United States to be an Alabama Hannah, but Alabama Hannah’s are typically found in the deep rural pockets of Dixie.

“Dude, my girlfriend Paula and I were having sex the other day, and out of nowhere, she started rubbing Crisco all over my ass. I was kind of into it.”
“Sounds like you got a real Alabama Hannah on your hands!”

Alabama Hannah by R.D. Shackleford July 10, 2019

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