Skip to main content

Pull a german

To fail at something you're supposed to be good at
'Did you see how spain pulled a german against russia in the world cup?'

'A team like argentina should never ever pull a german against france'
by SteenTNS July 1, 2018
mugGet the Pull a german mug.

sweep like a German

A very fast paced and vigorous back and forth method of using a broom on a floor or flat surface
Grandma used to say to get the floor really clean, you have to sweep like a German!
by Perry Menos December 20, 2019
mugGet the sweep like a German mug.
no please really help me I'm being keep in L1026, 36419 Geisa, Deutschland help
help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement
by XX_Adolf_XX November 12, 2020
mugGet the help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement mug.

Buddy the German Shepherd

The first dog in the United States to get Coronavirus; and was the first one to die of it. The circumstances were very tragic, not only because this was first dog to get it, but because it took multiple visits to three different veterinarians to find one who would test the dog for Covid-19. By the time Buddy's family got answers about what he had from the New York and Federal governments, one month had passed since the dog initially got sick. What should have taken about two to three weeks took a month to complete. He is a victim of the systematic Speciesism that tends to be quite prevalent in the U.S. government and the two mainstream political parties.
Buddy the German Shepherd is famous victim of systematic Speciesism that facilitated the spread of Covid-19. Just a question: Why hasn't Chuck Schumer, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and Andrew Cuomo said anything about this? They should do something about this.
by Vanguard 1998 February 2, 2021
mugGet the Buddy the German Shepherd mug.

Major the German Shepherd

One of President Biden’s two pet dogs; he is the first rescued dog to live in the White House. He has been attacked by the media repeatedly for biting secret service agents, even though the injuries they received were relatively minor and in one of the cases didn’t break the skin. This behavior is likely the result of a lack of training dealing with meeting new people. The media’s aggressive attacks over these incidents and ridiculous frequency of these types of stories popping up on certain news and social media platforms suggests that these companies who over advertise these stories, which have no real significance given no real injury was caused, have a Speciesism bias.
The companies that wrote these stories about Major the German Shepherd should be called out for doing so; for by writing stories like these they are promoting Speciesism and for drawing so much attention to stories like this that are not even worthy of the public’s time for this is not a significant incident for no real injuries were ever caused. It’s a major example of the Speciesism found in the news and social media industries. (The gif bellow is an example of the stereotype the media has created for Major and other German Shepherds, which in this case they portray as being aggressive, which is often not the case as the dog's temperament depends on how well they are trained.)
by Vanguard 1998 April 14, 2021
mugGet the Major the German Shepherd mug.

Freezing ass German

A freezing ass German can be defined as a Nazi, who heads for Moscow, but gets fucked by the weather. This slang was used most in WW2.
“Bro look at that freezing ass German in the distance! They’ll never reach Moscow!”
by Le foggy fag May 15, 2021
mugGet the Freezing ass German mug.

Beat the Germans Day

On 18th December, the Germans lost the battle of Verdun, causing the French laugh and harass them. They CAN NOT fight back.
Joffre: lol, it's beat the germans day so we won
Pétain: lol they suck
Joffre: true
by Dubhlitus December 7, 2021
mugGet the Beat the Germans Day mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email