ghassen

Asshole

Ghassen is an asshole

by Thehanblr__ April 24, 2018

glasscock

1. A phalis made of glass.
2. A rooster made of glass.
3. A road in Mission, TX.

1. That glasscock was ribbed for added pleasure.

- or -

1. That trophy being kissed by that woman may look like a glasscock, but it is not.

2. My grandmother had numerous glasscocks on display in her curio cabinet when I was a child.

3. Damn, Glasscock Road is a long road. We should find out more about it at www.mintred.com/article/122/ .

by scorpionmintred May 16, 2007

glassy

adj. cool and annoying at the same time

Your mother seemed to think having my manhood in her butthole was glassy.

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

High Glasses

When wanting desperately to commence intercourse with a member of the opposite sex, but, alas, gazing at the specimen found convulses your valor, you grab hold of your trusty pipe, smoke some motherfucking shit and thus wear your high glasses, wich makes the person beside you tolerable, and comical for some reason. Consequently, the foul act can be initiated. YIPPEE!

- Man, I'm so horny right now i could even fuck Big Becky over there.
- Dude, you're sick.
- I know I will be if I touch her. What can I do?
- Just wear some high glasses and get it over with.

by May-B December 9, 2008

Hour-Glassing

The term used to define the time you spend staring at a computer screen waiting for your antiquated computer system to load software or web pages that exceed your systems memory and processing capabilities. May also be used to define the blank stare given when someone says or does something incredibly stupid and there is nothing you can do but stare at them.

The first 30 minutes of my day at work is spent hour-glassing.

She walked in wearing what looked like elf shoes and I could not help but Hour-Glass.

by The wonderland girls February 26, 2010

Instant Fagafication Glasses

Another name for Shutter Shades. First used by skateboarders to refer to shutter shades, adopted by scene kids and made popular by Kanye West. Interchangable with "Asshole Aviators".

That scene kid over there is wearing some ugly "instant fagafication glasses".

by GooseIsLoose October 24, 2009

Landmark Americana In Glassboro

A bar and restaurant located just off of Rowan University's campus in Glassboro, New Jersey. This bar and restaurant is treated like a greek god to the Rowan University students who are 21 and over because the town is so run-down and boring, that Landmark is the only provider of some type of nightlife. This bar and restaurant also has a club attached to it, where sluts go to get dick instead of dealing with the annoying frat brothers that have houses next to Landmark on the surrounding streets. Their bouncers are fucking sexist pricks when it comes to dudes. They don't let guys up on the stage in the club, and will treat dudes like shit because they only care about girls, like any other club does. Watch out for the bathrooms as well gentleman. There are douchebag bouncers who try and offer you soap and a towel at the sinks, expecting you to give them every damn dollar you brought with you as a tip. Also, gangs come here at start fights, so watch out for the Bloods and the Crips. Go to nightclub in EastBumblefuck, North Dakota instead. There are less ugly girls there who don't wine and complain.

"Yo I don't wanna deal with the frat brothers with their stupid ratio bullshit. Lets fine sluts somewhere else.
"Dude, we're 21, let's go to Landmark Americana in Glassboro

by CollegebBoiWithNoLyfe83 December 5, 2016