A petrie douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.
by wrangerti December 4, 2013
Get the petrie douchemug. by Dusty Buttons February 14, 2007
Get the douche rocketrymug. A person who is so self-absorbed and clueless that others cannot escape his or her company fast enough.
After the umpteenth time Martha's date interrupted her to talk about himself, she pretended to go to the restroom and left the douche lagoon with the check.
by Chupallama August 7, 2015
Get the douche lagoonmug. the person who makes the biggest arse of themselves during a day. often based on style, appearence, or actions.
by Jaaaaaaaammmessssssssssss! January 21, 2009
Get the Douche of the daymug. by kailmer July 22, 2019
Get the douche flutemug. One who's usefulness in the general flow of things has expired; also one who's sense of humor is dry and outdated.
My boss thinks he knows everything, but he aint nothin but a douche bag.
If I wanted any shit from you I would cut off your head and grab a spoon, ya douche bag!
If I wanted any shit from you I would cut off your head and grab a spoon, ya douche bag!
by Cereal Killer February 3, 2005
Get the Douche Bagmug. by jakeinhott39 August 31, 2005
Get the douche bagmug.