Death Metal

A type of heavy metal. Death metal bands do not have lead singers, instead they use edited recordings of Helen Keller trying to speak. Then they have an actor mouth the sounds for concerts or music videos. When they run out of Helen Keller recordings, they simply lock babies in dungeons and deprive them of any kind of interaction. The result being that when they grow up they will not be able to speak, only make guttural retard sounds. Put that person in front of a mic, and boom you have a death metal band.

Death metal is the worst type of metal, sorry.

by Per sonny 12333342 September 7, 2015

death wish

Suicidal.

Usually used sarcastically in a conversation between friends or best friends.

Meagean : Imma go talk to that batch right now!
Jill: Girl you really have a death wish.

by Blue Booberry April 15, 2016

death cab

Psychedelic mushrooms.

I took some death cab and listened to Death Cab for Cutie in my room for 7 hours.

Irony tastes great when you're on death cab.

by death cap December 25, 2009

Death Coil

The act of punching a girl/woman in the breast while yelling "Death Coil!". This came out of the World of Warcraft sub-culture. In the World of Warcraft the spell steals an amount of life along with making the target free in terror for three seconds.

Katie was used to getting death coiled by John, but when John death coiled Amanda he was slapped.

by S. Colton April 28, 2008

scotch death

similar to the lurgy, the scotch death is a form of disease where the infected person suffers from 'general crapness'

can be induced by alcohol, skinny dipping, or anything likely to make you ill

i went out on the lash lash night, and now ive go tthe scotch death

by lo, the greebo warrior December 13, 2004

death metal

Complicated, intense, fast-paced instrumentals. Often accompanied, but not always, with references to death and satan, probably to give the band an excuse to use some really good sounding guitar riff they heard somewhere. Some people can't tell one death metal song from another, but they probably rarely ever listen to it.

"No one cares about your opinions on music"
- Editor of Boing Boing magazine

Stop using your opinions as definitions!

by Dead Man Talking September 11, 2003

death sex

When two ugly people have a sexual relationship together, even if it's only three times a year, they both die.

The well known example is gollum features and alvin the chipmunk who have death sex, they both died at 10.55AM on the 3rd of March, 2008.

by youvegotredonyou March 2, 2008