david chambers

a very cool kid. he always gets whatever he wants and is the greatest internet jesus since mark zuckerberg (ew). he is the creator and mind behind maskonmaskoff.me

bitch 1: i just heard that david chambers launched a cool new website at dawson! this guy is so sexy and smart!
bitch 2: wow david chambers sure is sexy and smart, i wish that i could just marry him! sadly he is already dating the hottest girl in the world.

by davidclarissedavidclarissedavi February 13, 2022

david gang that

To be compleatly whipped by an ugly/hairy italian that looks like voldamort

Hey are you going to hang out or david gang that like always

by pappa aden December 9, 2010

david shang

a fuckin wang wang. who is asian is good at math and wears glasses

wow ur such a david shang

by meowue March 4, 2020

david and brandon

Really close brothers who have been threw the most and will never change on eachother

David:sup bro
Brandon:lets set her out bro
David:ok man

David and brandon

by David and brandon September 15, 2016

Doing a David

When you leave you microphone muted and continue to talk without realising in the party chat

"unmutes mic" I was muted!
Friends: Were you doing a David?

by MrDiddles June 22, 2021

David Rhombus

The best fucking person to exist? Like BRUH. HOW IS HIS ART SO COOL? He's tall as hell though, but that just means he can pick me up n shit like a tiny little baby.

"David Rhombus? Yeah, he's my père. Sexy ass art ammrite."

by k.kat.ung August 1, 2020

David Shattenborough

A version of the renowned and loved David Attenborough, used best to describe someone who has, or is undergoing, the process of shitting oneself, as the faecal matter currently deposited in their underwear contains various undiscovered and undocumented lifeforms, much like the one's David Attenborough discovers in his wildife documentaries.

*James shits himself violently*

Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!

Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!

by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 26, 2011