swamp donkey

A person, man or woman, whose personal grooming habits are comparable to that of a baboon and whose abode is so cluttered and foul as to illicit the response, "Damn SWAMPDONKEY!! Hose yourself off." or "Damn SWAMPDONKEY!! Clean up that cesspool you live in."

He's so foul, he's a swampdonkey.

by Ryan Whaley July 15, 2003

donkey konk

While doing it doggy style with a female, the male punches the woman as hard as he can in the back of the neck.

After we went to the bar, my boys and I were honkey tonkin' and donkey konkin'.

by BIG NIG (RELIEF) May 15, 2004

donkey club

The act of banging a woman from the rear then hitting her upside the head with something hard, such as a beer bottle, to knock her out. The act of going unconcious will cause her to tense up completley thus maximizing the orgasm for the man.

The bitch was trippin, so I donkey clubbed her ass and took off.

by Carl January 14, 2004

dick donkey punch

the man the myth the legend , he is the reson why chicks in germany were helmets when engaged in sex.

i punched her so hard it was like i was dick donkeypunch

by macnesa 23 May 2, 2003

Sea-Donkey

A ferocious and terrifying critter that somehow evolved over the span of bajillions of years.

Oh my gosh! A Sea-Donkey! Run for your lives!!!

by The Mayne Event October 9, 2007

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey BOLLOCKS!

The clue's in the name...
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.

Claire - Have you handed in that assignment yet?
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!

by Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) June 18, 2005

donkey boy

someone appearing in a donkey like manner, much like the donkey off Shrek. Very ugly person who is a dumbass and isnt as great as he thinks he is.

Guillermo "Emil" Verde is a Donkey Boy.
Man Brigette Miller sure looks like a Donkey Boy too!

by fukumotherfuker April 28, 2008