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Chip

Chip; the most handsome Australian Labradoodle living in The Netherlands.

On instagram also known as chippendoodle.
What the Chip.

Chip on the shoulder.

If it aint Chip, it aint much.
by Personal Human November 24, 2021
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Holy Paint Chip Eater

A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )
Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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Wood chipping

When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.
Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!
by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021
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Chipped Dick

Western Pennsylvania slang for "Beat Up" dick that looks like Chipped Ham.
Yo, did you see that Smore (Slutty man whore) Tommy's Chipped Dick, it's beat to hell and back!
by Clamsout22 October 6, 2018
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Chips

A person that doesn’t look their best
That girl is chips”
by John W1ck March 21, 2025
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Chip

Chips are usually chaotic people. If you know someone called chip they have likely committed at least one crime, or have committed a devious act in their past.
Person A: “My wallet has gone missing.”
Person B: “Have you asked Chip”
by British.lol November 22, 2021
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Chipped Beef

A painful blow job given by a person with jagged, crooked and chipped teeth
Her teeth were so bad she gave me chipped beef from oral.
by Mister first class April 1, 2021
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