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second-chance-pants

any pair of pants or article of clothing that has tricky buttons or fasteners that would cause the wearer to think twice before disrobing, especially important to wear when one knows a night of drinking and ex boy/girlfriends are in the evening plans
Thank God I wore my second-chance-pants last night, I saw Todd at the party. If I didn't have those few extra second to think, it could have been a gi-normous disaster...
by stp-bk December 9, 2008
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A Badger's Chance

Not having any chance AT ALL to comprehend the difference between reality and make believe.
"He thought ANTIFA was behind the capitol riots? How?"
"Yeah. He didn't have a Badger's Chance as soon as Breitbart started releasing their fake news."
by Omendob March 8, 2021
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Penitentiary Chances

When you've got good odds of ending up in jail or prison. When someone has a dad or a brother in prison, they've got penitentiary chances.
"Don't mess with him, he won't hesitate to mess you up. He's got penitentiary chances."
by heartofsouthcentral April 17, 2019
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Chance Matlock

skinny prude... but still quite cute... boy
"Damnett chance you bit my tongue!"
by Marissa March 25, 2005
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chanel

"omg is that chanel"
"yeah she's retarded"
by aaron cant do sport August 22, 2016
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Changelist

A changelist is just what it sounds like. In programming, it is a list of changes that have been made since each new version of the software. In the everday lives of people who actually go outside it is otherwise known as a "typo."
Have you seen the Minecraft 1.0 changelist? Squee!!!
by Link01 December 1, 2011
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