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Christian Jessen 

Best known his work as a GP on the tv series Embarrassing Bodies, Christian is openly gay and advertises the fact with an incredibly homo-erotic hair cut, which is said to be in the form of a man parting his buttocks.
Did you watch Embarrassing Bodies last night? Although i thoroughly enjoyed the Christian Jessen segment my favorite was watching the granny anus prolapse
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A person who believes in God the Father, Son (Jesus), and the Holy Spirit as the Creator of everything good in this world, accepts Him into their heart and submit to the direction of the Holy Spirit. That's it. However, this person has a lifestyle that follows because of the change of heart the Holy Spirit gives them. A lifestyle as such: This person believes the bible to be completely true and knows how to interpret it. This person follows Jesus to the best of their ability and asks for forgiveness when they fail. This person is humble and Holy Spirit led instead of emotion led. This person doesn't justify sin. This person tells others about Jesus because of their love and compassion for humanity so that we can all live in paradise with Him as we were meant to from the beginning.
Shawna is such a devout Christian. She is humble, loving, compassionate, bold, confident, non-judgmental, obedient, prayerful, wise and patient.
Christian by Joshua Cadence September 2, 2015
Christian is a rich,kind,smart,and better than everyone person he will throw shade at you when he thinks it's sunny,he doesn't care what anybody else thinks and he is a boss ass bitch
Christian by Blac Chyna August 8, 2016
the spanish kid in the corner that watches the same jojos episode everyday
christian is a weeaboo
Christian by cuklord May 11, 2016
Christian is a boy who leads girls on and doesn't actually go through with the relationships. He is a super hot guy with good style and is actually sweet once you get to know him.
Damn, I'm so confused.. he's such a Christian..
Christian by Tootbooger July 7, 2016

Christianitis 

Slang term used to describe someone that avoid responsibility. Typically on the first day of the work/school week.
Tommy is missing from school for the third Monday in a row! Looks like he got a bad case of Christianitis!
Christianitis by -Not4U2Know January 3, 2017
if used in a name, he can be charming at points, but is mostly intellectual, and self absorbed. Christian usually prefers boys over girls. christian means follower of Christ, but never usually acts like one. Christian has ghostly white skin, but beautiful blond hair. Girls with red hair usually fall for him, but he chose red head boys instead.
christian surprised me by giving me flowers on valintines day
christian by london revival January 9, 2017