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Brandon

A twink who says he's not gay. Good at rock climbing. Don't want to compliment him cause he'll see this. U suck dick and balls. Also hi. Also bye
"Brandon is a midget"
"Yeah"
by evilfentwizard November 14, 2025
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Brandon

A huge “people of walmart”person , a female or male who is uncomfortably BIG
“damn boy look at that brandon”
lizzo is a brandon
by Anti-Brandon February 4, 2020
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A name that exudes strength, charisma, and timeless charm. Rooted in Old English origins, meaning "hill covered with broom" or "beacon hill," it carries a sense of natural leadership and resilience. Those named Brandon often radiate confidence and are known for their warm, approachable personalities. A name fit for visionaries, Brandon embodies intelligence, determination, and an innate ability to inspire others. Whether in personal relationships or professional pursuits, a Brandon leaves an indelible mark, commanding respect and admiration with ease. A name with both modern appeal and historical significance, Brandon truly stands out as a symbol of greatness and potential.

and he is 6'3 with a hellcat.
"haha, thats so Brandon"sss
by shinobi no jidai wa owaru January 4, 2025
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Brandon is a femboy
by Twinkltoezz November 15, 2025
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Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner

A person considered as an intellectual, however makes questionable decisions.
Shoots blanks, with average aim. Prefers riding quiet and slow motorcycles.
Loves to collect corporate branded merchandise to achieve the ultimate homely feel.
Prefers dying on a hill for any reason they see fit.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon , society just knows you could be better.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner, society just knows and believes you could be better.
by ForFoxSakesRed February 12, 2024
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An adjective used to express affection and attraction toward an amazing woman when the user is kinda sorta bad expressing affection and attraction in normal ways.
Hey, (insert name) you’re really awesome (brandon’s definition) .....(loaded with hidden meaning)
by JustB November 17, 2020
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Brandon

The world’s biggest knobhead. Also a great child of god.
That dude is such a Brandon...
by PunjabiWarrior March 6, 2018
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