by Playboi Krist May 25, 2019
The act of getting a girl pregnant after getting a failed vasectomy. Finding out you weren't shooting blanks after all
by BigFloppyVainySausage420 May 1, 2018
someone who is gay and only wants dick even if someone is trans the breandon carmen whats real dick and real dick only
trans person who is female to male :hey wanna go on a date
brandon carmen :hell naw you have no dickkk
brandon carmen :hell naw you have no dickkk
by i loveeeee brandin carmen August 10, 2017
The act of saying something extremally gay in detailed fashion because someone happened to make you upset.
Guy 1 " I'm gonna gape your tight asshole with my index and middle finger while I violently stick my tongue inside you"
Guy 2 "Nigga wtf you just went Brandon mode"
Guy 2 "Nigga wtf you just went Brandon mode"
by oiuhgjvipoiuyhjgjui November 6, 2023
An extremly fat and ugly person, if one shall come in contact with a Brandon Blegan they will always run in the opposite direction if they can escape from his lard.
by The Dozer556 May 14, 2010
A LYING CHEATING UNFAITHFUL, MANIPULATING SELFISH,TRIFLING BEING, WHO WILL USE YOU TO GET WHAT THEY WANT ALSO AN EXTREME OPPROTUNIST AND A HOBOSEXUAL( A PERSON WHO ENTERS INTO A RELATIONSHIP TO PREVENT THEMSELVES FROM BEING HOMELESS) ALSO KNOW TO HAVE MULTIPLE CHILD BY MULTIPLE WOMEN WILL ALSO KNOWN TO CATCH AND PASS STD'S BUT WILL BLAME YOU KNOWING IT'S THEM. ALSO CLAIMS TO BE A MAN BUT REALLY A BOY RUN!
by QUEEN85 October 12, 2016
When an actual chant at a sports event is alleged to be something else. Or covering up an actual chant with fake noise as if to pretend it wasn't being said at all.
The Atlanta Braves fans were Brandon-ed by the TV network as they were chanting there famous tomohawk chant during the World Series.
by Rambis50 October 28, 2021