jew beard

Scruff or a carefully maintained beard on a jewish male between the ages of 17-24. The jewish male with a "jew beard" is typically from Long Island, Westchester, North Jersey, Greenich, or the suburbs outside of Philidelphia. These jew beards are prominent for attracting jewish women and most women in general.

That kid with the scruff has a serious jew beard. Look at all the girls around him.

by JewishMale June 13, 2011

Neck beard

A beard that is grown on ones neck instead of ones chin. Dads often have neck beards

Dad has such a nice neck beard like DAMN

by Your mom Karen June 3, 2019

Beaded Curtain

First Exemplified on Craig Fergueson Late Late Show. The Beaded Curtain is rumored to be a Veiled reference to some strange robot/homosapien sexual act involving latex.

it was some crazy beaded curtain last night

by mister knows nothing July 25, 2011

a man without a beard

a male without any facial hair that is a beard

gary wasnt a man without a beard because, for the very simple reason that he grew a beard when he was thirteen in order to plough into girls of his peer group however when he got to the age of 37 without having done any ploughing he realised he was a loser and he would have to use his hand instead

by david jizziman esq August 15, 2007

beadsbonics

a variation of the English language where you take the beginning of words and add -eads in replacement of the actual word. It is important to limit this to a point where the meaning of the statement is still somewhat clear.

Possible beadsbonics conversation:
"Did you seal the deal with Summa Geads last night?"
"meh, didn't seads the deads, whateveads."

by Cheads April 5, 2008

Gingery Beard

When a man with normal hair has a bright red gingery beard. He also likes to hit his brothers girlfriend Julee. his brother does not seem to care but Ginger Brian is moving in on his woman.

That Gingery Beard Brian was hitting on Julee all of 2nd hour in study hall. Julee seemed to like it

by Ginger Police May 18, 2009

hit the beard

You know, when shit needs done, you "hit the beard". Just like Antonio Montana (Scarface) when he shivvs one of Fidel Castros top henchmen..

Manny-The boss needs us to take the hit out on that gut over there, that is our required target to freedom.
Antonio- ¿Que te pasa? Let's "hit the beard" and go to America! ¡Vamanos!

by CatDaddyBigBalls April 17, 2018