Onion Balls

When your balls are so sweaty and smelly they could make someone's eyes tear.

I went for a jog then I laid in the sun for an hour. My girl insisted on giving me head, her eyes started tearing up and then I told her I had a bad case of Onion balls.

by miggelzworth October 27, 2010

Lavar Ball

G.O.A.T

Lavar Ball>Micheal Jordan

by Some real Ni🅱️🅱️a March 18, 2017

Cocky Balls

The really uncomfortable feeling one receives when their scrotum gets sweaty and sticks to their leg. This is usually a result of sitting down for a long period of time such as a car ride or watching a movie.

Bro, that bus ride gave me cocky balls!

by im_goulden June 6, 2013

Tweeking Balls

Acting in a manner in which you are going crazy or freaking out that is significantly higher than the average tweek.

"Dude! He was fucking tweekin' out!"
" No dude, he was tweeking BALLS!!"

by skfghkjayndkrj June 23, 2007

ball puke

In the case of the personification of the testes, this would be the forceful reverse ejection of the contents of the digestive tract.

DUDE! You totally ball puked on my girlfriend's face! NOT OK!

by 99 Problems and They All Dicks November 19, 2010

de-balled

losing ones scrotum in an unmanly act or physical violence.

matt got de-balled by a ferocious dodgeball to the groin

by The Dancing Man October 27, 2006

Sick as balls

Wickedly awesome, the coolest, the best

The way J ROC rolls that Orange down the skinnies is Sick as Balls

by Phil's Bitches March 25, 2007