Onion Balls

When your balls are so sweaty and smelly they could make someone's eyes tear.

I went for a jog then I laid in the sun for an hour. My girl insisted on giving me head, her eyes started tearing up and then I told her I had a bad case of Onion balls.

by miggelzworth October 27, 2010

Lavar Ball

G.O.A.T

Lavar Ball>Micheal Jordan

by Some real Ni🅱️🅱️a March 18, 2017

Shower Ball

When a locker room shower full of men has a bouncy ball or multiple bouncy balls thrown into the shower. The balls bounce around and it sucks. You cant win.

Hey Tony, wanna play shower ball after the big game?

No man, im still sore from last night, and i cant win.

by HGUNIT200023 September 10, 2010

ball puke

In the case of the personification of the testes, this would be the forceful reverse ejection of the contents of the digestive tract.

DUDE! You totally ball puked on my girlfriend's face! NOT OK!

by 99 Problems and They All Dicks November 19, 2010

Yellow Balling

When you're peeing then you you stop midway through to get something done, like getting toilet paper or answering the phone.

Dude i was totaling taking a piss when all of a sudden the phone rang. I had to Yellow Ball it. Hurt like a bitch, i hate Yellow Balling.

by Mr. Fish2 May 8, 2009

ball fish

Semen, sperm, wad, jizz, junk, load, cum, spooge, spunk, you know that protein packed gob of goo.

Dude I shot my ball fish all up in her grill!

by RandP13 June 16, 2006

de-balled

losing ones scrotum in an unmanly act or physical violence.

matt got de-balled by a ferocious dodgeball to the groin

by The Dancing Man October 27, 2006