Alabamaism

Alabamaism is the condition that many football players, especially quarterbacks, who went to Alabama seem much better than they are because they are surrounded by the best weapons in the league.

1: Isn’t it crazy how everyone thought Tua was gonna be the best.
2: Classic case of Alabamaism

by Glorified midget November 4, 2021

Alabama Barker

A person who grew up rich in Calabasas, got bored and decided to join the black community. Is also well known for being a tramp and a NFL team member. Their routine consists on being live on the app TikTok with a cheap polyester pajama set and doing their makeup constantly.

You got a 1000 bodies and ain't old enough to drink? You are an Alabama Barker.

by bhadbhabielover911 March 12, 2025

Alabama mudbath

It's when someone is doing it doggie and the guy says "I want to see your star burst" and she just has explosive diarrhea straight onto his torso.

"Ever had a cleveland steamer?"
"No, but I heard Dan got an Alabama mudbath from Shiela."
"What a mess"

by cerealkillr95 September 15, 2021

Alabama Pigroast

When one guy is having sex with a woman doggy style, and the other guy is getting a blow job from the front. The two guys proceed to arm wrestle on the woman's back while actively engaged in sex

I won the alabama pigroast last week against my buddy Ebenezer

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 15, 2025

Alabama surprise party

When you are at the airport and you have to return your rental and have cases of beer left and can’t find the trash, you just find a pick up with stickers you like and put all the beer in the bed of their truck.

Me and Nick were late for our flight and had about 2 cases of beer left, so we found a sweet Dodge Ram with a huge realtree sticker and gave them an Alabama surprise party.

by Big daddy Gaddy October 20, 2023

Alabama Poutine

When you some brand new, hotly salted, perfectly cooked french fries with a little bit of Cum on them.

"If only 3 of the fries had my cum on them and the other 80 don't, I could eat around them"

"Wait, Wait, Wait, your telling my you've never heard of Alabama Poutine before?"

by Regulation Listener April 12, 2024

Alabama tumbleweed

A plastic grocery bag rolling across a parking lot

Bro there's a fuckin Alabama tumbleweed out there

by Cucc1Mane March 25, 2021