window goods

articles that are offered to be sold at a reduced price because they look a bit shoddy due to them being on display in a showcase for a long period of time. Also called window samples and floor samples.

We bought some window goods yesterday because they were relatively cheaper.

by uttam maharjan December 8, 2010

Windows 95

Windows 95 is a OS created by Microsoft in 1995.
It has to many OSR's

Start multitasking. Begin with Windows 95.

by WindowsNt351S January 14, 2024

Windows me

ME is a virus. When you install ME, it will show a program called Blue screen of death every two minutes. Windows ME is doing this because it constantly wants to die. To put the poor thing out of its misery, simply upgrade to windows 2000 or higher or format your hard disk. You could also just throw your pc out the window.

"I would like to confess some crimes sir"
"mm-hm"
"Murder"
"Fine of 50 dollars"
"Stealing"
"Fine of 51 dollars"
"Installing windows ME on my friend's computer"
"Fine of- Wait what!"
*He pulls out a gun and shoots the demon. *

by Aora_Studios May 7, 2020

Window Licker

A person of limited mental capacity who licks the windows of the short bus.

Here comes the short bus, wait is that Jamie Collins and Aidan Lambert being window lickers?

by Unoimright May 28, 2022

windows 11

The trashiest operating system to ever exist. its main reason im seriously considering learning linux when windows 10 drops support. the newest unimprovement is the removal of the swirl your cursor makes when it thinks. windows 11 was micrococks idea that nobody asked for. privacy? whats privacy? lets ask ARTIFICIAL FUCKING INTELLIGENCE!!!!! microcock has really done it this time. WINDOWS 10 WAS JUST FINE WE ALL LOVED IT NOBODY LIKES OR WANTS WINDOWS 11. LIKE HOW ABOUT WE FUCKING SUCK YOUR TINY LIL CHODE WHILE WHERE AT IT MICROCOCK!!!!! but you forgot people can just download grc incontrol ;) oh and also they screwed over minecraft like tiktok did to our generations minds :)

man i sure do hate windows 11, its somehow worse than apple as a whole and linux as a command

by dum(p/b)tissim 69 May 17, 2025

seeing the world out of little window

Like from your phone you aren’t living life truly just watching as it goes by, live every moment

Seeing the world out of little window that makes me feel unreal sad

by ndnd911 August 17, 2024

Windows 11

A version of the operating system lineup made by Microsoft. It was built with confusion and inconsistency in mind. One more reason for people to stick to the now-unsupported Windows 7.

P1: Bro did you try Windows 11?
P2: Can it run on my Skylake?

by notahero January 5, 2023