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kevin jarvis

(a.k.a. uncle dad). If you ever encounter this rare species of human/humanoid being, do not attack with a gun because he is used to and quite enjoys taking shots to the face. please approach with caution for fear of your anus being hastily and rudely violated.
This was seen in the case of, Anna,

Anna: "Kevin Jarvis! there's only one cock for me and it ain't yours! My ass is for Chris Joyce only!"
by Ur anal nightmare! October 16, 2008
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Kevin's Red Dot

circular red dot resulting from too much suction to the tip of the penis. See also Mican
God help us! We almost saw Kevin
s Red Dot.
by KDog May 4, 2003
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Kevin Jonas Syndrome

The desire to have sex when you have a small penis.

When a woman either says

"That's it?",

"Were you neutered?",

"I'll go get the ketchup.",

"I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."

or

"Aww, it's hiding."

when she first sees you naked.

Being a dissapointment in the bedroom because of lack of experience and manhood.

Symptoms include: Small penis, getting married just to have sex, wearing tight pants and being on the Disney channel. If you have any of the above symtoms please contact a doctor or go to a stip club.
Kevin - Wanna have sex??

Danielle - YES!

Kevin gets ready....

Danielle - WTF? That's it? You have Kevin Jonas Syndrome I'll go get the ketchup.

Kevin cries. He starts singing -

♪♫I'm a one man show♪♫

I don't need no one
♪♫I'll be fine alone ♪♫
by ew you're ugly January 26, 2010
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Kevin Philip Lee

An extremely agile, fast working person - much like a humming bird on ecstasy. Usually gravitates towards animals more so than humans. Kevin Philip Lee's also have hair resembling that of Dragon Ball Z characters with guido tans and can be found playing frisbee.
Guy 1: That guy looks so unnaturally tanned, especially riding that white stallion.

Guy 2: Yeah, what a Kevin Philip Lee.
by Blend Master March 22, 2010
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kevin ferguson

Kevin Ferguson (born on February 8, 1974), better known as Kimbo Slice, is a Miami, Florida-based street fighter turned mixed martial arts (MMA) fighter. He first appeared in several filmed underground fights which have spread primarily on the Internet. Kimbo has since left street fighting behind and is now putting his efforts towards becoming a professional mixed martial arts fighter. Rolling Stone called Slice "The King of the Web Brawlers".
Dan: "you see that nigga kimbo beat that guys ass?"
Chris: "Yah no doubt. You know his real name is Kevin Ferguson?"
Dan: "No shit?"
by Chris Malice July 7, 2008
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kevin tran

a stupid dumb autistic hoe that sucks at rocket legue
homie: damn how you miss the ball you realy pulled a kevin tran
by hieu le on ice September 14, 2021
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kevin kyle kimberly

person 1: hey what is the abreviation of your full name
kevin kyle klimberly: no
person 1: tell me what it is
kevin kyle kimberly: kkk
by kevin kyle kimberly August 2, 2021
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