douche lagoon

A person who is so self-absorbed and clueless that others cannot escape his or her company fast enough.

After the umpteenth time Martha's date interrupted her to talk about himself, she pretended to go to the restroom and left the douche lagoon with the check.

by Chupallama August 7, 2015

petrie douche

A petrie douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.

Dude, Joe is such a petrie douche! Turns out he's been fucking around again and now I have herpes!

by wrangerti December 4, 2013

Douche of the day

the person who makes the biggest arse of themselves during a day. often based on style, appearence, or actions.

balders got screamed at by a child, he wns douche of the day

by Jaaaaaaaammmessssssssssss! January 21, 2009

WoW-Douche

1.An MMORPG player that compares every aspect of new MMO's to World of Warcraft.

2.Any moron that inappropriately uses MMO or WoW terminology in casual conversation with normal people.

3.The naked toon dancing on the bank/auction counter in World of Warcraft.

"We would invite Sam to Play Diablo 3,but he's a complete WoW-Douche."

by MrBaldNBad February 9, 2010

douche flute

any vape, e-cigarette, or device used for smoking juice

“aye bro can i hit your douche flute?”
“nah bro ski”
“please bro one more hit bro bro”

by kailmer July 22, 2019

douche bag

a pussy cleaner, plain and simple...

u can tell she hasnt used a douche bag lately...

by jakeinhott39 August 31, 2005

Douche Bag

One who's usefulness in the general flow of things has expired; also one who's sense of humor is dry and outdated.

My boss thinks he knows everything, but he aint nothin but a douche bag.

If I wanted any shit from you I would cut off your head and grab a spoon, ya douche bag!

by Cereal Killer February 3, 2005