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that GOOD shit

When you get that great bud, smoke, or hooch that is the best, the VERY BEST, a cut above the rest, especially

when it is totally 100% cherry, that'll set you flying into the IONOSPHERE it's so mind-blowing great.
Bro #1 (exhausted yet pleased): Hooo, shit, man... what a night!

Bro #2 (curious): What's up with you, man?

Bro #1 (pleased): Last night a friend of mine got me some bud from Aspen a guy was growing
in his house. I mean, it was completely grown with all natural fertilizer, mountain soil, I mean
the whole nine yards, all in his basement! All pure! No bug spray or anything!!

Bro #2 (astounded): Holy shit, man... how was it?

Bro #1 (stoked): Man, that bud was so pure, it had me zooming around those communication satellites I was high!

Bro #2 (amazed): Oh, fuuuuuck... still got some or did you smoke it all?

Bro #1: Uh-uh, no way, Bro! I rolled a few ahead of time before I smoked that first one! (Hands Bro #2 a joint.) Try it out.

-----------A FEW HOURS LATER...------------------

Bro #2 (high and happy as hell): Holy shit, man! Now THAT... is that GOOD shit, bro! Whooooo!

Bro #1 (laughing): I know right?

Bro #2 (giddy): Shiiiiiit... we better hold off on these for a while... don't wanna waste these puffs until we
get some more! That is high-quality bud... man, you want to get some eats?

Bro #1 (stoked): Yeah, man... I got the munchies so bad, I'd make PAC-MAN look like a picky eater!

Bro #2 (agreeing): Let's go to the Arches or the Bell. Think the Hut's open?

Bro #1: If it is, I think three or four pies will do. Already had some of that Bell... got me farting like goddamn!

Bro #2: Thanks for the warning... avoid the Bell.
by Wa11ar00 September 1, 2021
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Skeet a shit

The act of ejaculating in one month while simultaneously shitting on one's chest
She blew me so hard it made me shit on her chest an she called me skeet a shit after that
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Shit scranner

Lady: that boy is eating poo, how disgusting.
Man: that's just Tom Ratz, the ultimate shit scranner
by Tom 'frenchy' ratz September 2, 2021
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Shit Shivers

The chills or shivers one has immediately prior to and during a massive shit.
Are we almost there? The shit shivers are beginning.
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Bat The Shit

Meaning to sit in one spot with other people and have a very long conversation about dumb shit
"Me and my dad sat on the porch and bat the shit all afternoon."
by Francois Van Horn May 15, 2021
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Shit

Everyone knows it means poop,but you can say it when you're angry
Oh let me shit
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Shit Grasping

When a Shit Grasper Grasps on to someone's Shit to get attention they don't deserve.
Eugene was pressed after the squad was finished Shit Grasping off his Dumb Ass.
by ∆Delta∆ May 16, 2021
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