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Holl Up

Typically found in a meme post that's either blatantly morally wrong or somewhat implicitly yet obvious morally wrong.
A person often joking about suicide until one day his friend pulled a gun.

The person: HOLL UP
by Triparadox November 21, 2020
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Holl Up

An expression used when encountering something that's typically a so-fucked-up meme that it's funny.
Cyan: "White was acting sus, so I killed him..."
The rest of cremated: "HOLL UP"

When you keep making jokes about suicide, and your friend pulled a gun...
"HOLL UP"
by Triparadox November 21, 2020
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Skiddy up

“Get a wee bottle of buckfast... skiddy up!”
by Bobby joe yua November 21, 2020
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Pic-me-up

A pic of you for your boo.
Robert: I’m having a rough day.

Alexis: Babe. I’m sorry. Do you need a pic-me-up?

Robert: Uh yeah., actually. That would be great.

Alexis: Check your inbox.

Robert: Babe! I love you.

Alexis: And I you.
by Brothaontheinside November 21, 2020
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Naked and Knocked Up

When a woman or couple takes "barefoot and pregnant" to the next level (usually considered a fantasy fetish due to the high financial cost). In addition to doing all the tasks associated with being barefoot and pregnant (cooking, cleaning, keeping the house in good working order, providing and raising children for the man of the house, etc.), the woman will be naked any time she is at home, always providing for her husband's viewing pleasure and sexual gratification. She will also insist on always being pregnant and having as many children as possible (until she either reaches a certain age or her eggs dry out). If she isn't currently pregnant, she's trying to get that way.

Explanations for taking it that extra step include some combination of the following:
- One or both members of the couple is a nymphomaniac
- One or both members of the couple was raised with the breeder mindset
- They have a submissive/dominant relationship (woman/man, respectively)

The financial cost of engaging in a “naked and knocked up” relationship is that of raising a constantly growing family. Roughly every 10 months, you'd have another mouth to feed/body to clothe. Only certain professions by the breadwinner can support the high demands of such a lifestyle.
Guy 1: Your wife just had your 4th child and already wants another? Wow, she must love being barefoot and pregnant.
Guy 2: Yeah, she does. It’s too bad I don’t make enough money to keep her naked and knocked up.

Stan wrote erotica, mostly about women who wanted to be naked and knocked up, as a side gig. Ironically, his wife was anything but that, having only had 2 children, seven years apart.
by Prof K1792 November 22, 2020
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Push-ups December

a whole month in which any boy or girl has to do at least 30 correct push-ups per day otherwise he/she will be ashamed in front of his/her friends. (Girls can make 15 per day)
Bob: How many push-ups did you do today?
Bill: 35 but i want to do more because of Push-ups December.
Bob: Ok be strong if you want to get over it.
by Hatz1234 November 23, 2020
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Tub up

Squatting inside of a tub and washing out the semen inside your crevice after being ejaculating into.
Hey babe, i just busted inside you...go ‘tub up’
by Sploogy-mcgee November 23, 2020
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