Shit Slip (n.)

An urban solo-sex move in which the person semi intentionally slips on thin air, and then whilst travelling back in time to put the toilet seat up so they fall backwards.

Shit Slipping pres. tense, Shit Slipped past. tense, Shit Slippy adj.
"Yo, my bitch Shit Slipped on Discord for me the other day"
"Yo WTF? I saw a girl die from that shit, bitch had to get brain surgery from the time shit. Fuck a Shit Slip (n.)"
by FLOWERFLOWERFLOWER April 01, 2022
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I’m not doing this shit

Nigga, fuck that stupid ass urban dictionary challenge fuck is it 2012
Fuck that shit I’m not doing this shit
by Kurtfkdh November 23, 2021
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Two shits in the wind

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral
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aint shit day

november 10th national aint shit day , post anyone that isn’t shit.
November 10th is aint shit day “
by don't like trump November 10, 2021
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visitor shit

a shit you take when visiting a club or friend where you face the wall and so make a biggg mess that needs to be cleaned or it'll stink like hell
dude : "holy crap what happened to my toilet !?!"
dude 2 : "ye doug took a visitor shit when he was wrecked"
by mr eudcation December 31, 2008
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Shit log

Someone who'd always talking shit, spreading rumors, and anything along the lines of gossiping.
"Bella is always talking about how annoying Taylor is" Susan said
"Yeah, Bella is such a shit log" Linda said
by Lumine Lover March 27, 2018
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Pigeon shit

When a disc golfer shows up to the course intoxicated from whiskey and marijuana. This golfer usually shoots the worst score and walks around with his lip dragging on the ground. He also wears boots covered in bird shit and falls off the tee boxes because he is so drunk!
Did you guys see that pigeon shit yesterday?
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