Pit Shits

When you put on too much deodorant and clumps of it get stuck in your pit hair.

YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!
Oh sorry, I just pulled out some pit shits.

by Mr.Neverdie December 23, 2017

Shitting in the Dark

V.- 1.The act of playing a video game without knowing what you are doing.

2. The act of being Arin Hanson (Gamegrump) while playing a game.

1.was really shitting in the dark while trying to play Cult of the Lamb.

2. I watched Arin play Cult of the Lamb on Gamegrumps and he was really shitting in the dark, as usual.

by Buddyzilla May 09, 2024

Shit hustler

A drug addict girl hooker who hustles money out of dudes for herself online to buy drugs without giving anything in return

Ashley is such a dirty shit hustler, won't stop asking me for money for drugs!

by Nateslays February 28, 2021

shit-hustler

An online marketer/pushy salesperson. Someone who aggressively promotes products and courses, through Facebook ads, YouTube pre-rolls, Google AdWords etc. promising vast sums of wealth within an unbelievably short time period.

Keala Kanae is a greasy shit-hustler.
I saw another Tai Lopez ad on YouTube... yeah, that Tai Lopez... the greasy shit-hustler.
Holy shit there's a lot of these greasy shit-hustlers popping up all over YouTube!!!
Alex Becker... yeah he's a greasy shit-hustler.
Grant Cardone, has become a greasy shit hustler.

by Greasy Shit-hustler February 10, 2019

Shit-wreck

Somewhere between shitfaced and a trainwreck.

Linda is a total shit-wreck tonight,

by Cool Cat Tour Coordinator August 30, 2015

shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

by HELL_NO February 14, 2016

Shit Take Thursday

A day in which you post your shittiest takes, usually on a Thursday.

Person 1: Did you know racism is good?

Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.

by big balls23 June 09, 2022