shit talks

When a new relationship seems to be going amazingly, then your partner suddenly wants to have heavy chats about something utterly trivial and they make out it's a dealbreaker issue.

Person one: "How's everything going with that hot mess?"
Person two: "Oh dude, it's bliss... But she wants to have shit talks on Sunday, about cat shampoo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

by SamsonBear May 8, 2019

2000s style shit

Basically the same thing as a 90s shit; but done with nostalgia for the 2000s as opposed the 90s. No phone use allowed. When taking a 2000s shit, one is generally aiming to go fast and not take their phone out.

I’m trying to take a 2000s style shit. I’ve been losing too much time to my phone in bathrooms lately.

by UrbDic_Sucks December 14, 2024

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later jagiya

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later jagiya

-leeknow

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later JAGIYA 💜

by beomgyussandhanitizer_ January 29, 2025

Shit-a-boo

The chanting yell or call of a retarted woman in an eyeglass store. Typically followed by a bumrush...

Shit-a-boo, SHIT AAAAAAAAAA Boo! Shit aaaaa booo

by Mr. Jake Z Lemon October 5, 2022

Shit cutter

A large man, who likes being dominated by an even larger woman. Usually involving pegging

"Damn that amazon bitch really railed me last night. Call me shit cutter my ass is sore

by Lt. Nasty August 14, 2024

Tokyo Shitting

When you drag your ass around a toilet bowl, spreading shit all over the seat.

That old man went Tokyo Shitting in the last stall. He did it for family.

by Tried to tell ya March 4, 2022

inch shit

An insufferable short person.

Just like those one inch shits that hurt and are annoying!

You goddamn inch shit

by Shortykings March 21, 2024