SHIT DEFENDERS

A person who is willing to stand up for human SHIT.

Someone who is willing to prove human SHIT IS THE TASTIEST and most AAFFECTIONATE. (A)NAL (A)LAN

Help SHIT IMMENSELY by exorcising bad human company away from SHIT.

YOUR greatest FRIEND IN THE WORLD.

The SHIT KILLERS if you PISS SHIT OFF.

FARTS

The most catastrophic bicycle and auto accident.

Overheating your conversation as you said SHIT STINKS as of being SHIT DEFENDERS I will tell you SHIT SMELLS GREAT and not only that SHIT IS GOOD at EVERYTHING so watch what you say about SHIT!!!!

I will vouch as SHIT DEFENDERS as I WILL EAT SHIT to show you SHIT is the tastiest and affectionate as I am going to get a good STOMACH FUCKING as SHIT DEFENDERS .

As a matter of course SHIT DEFRENDERS knows 666 is there when SHIT has the wrong human company and SHIT DEFENDERS is always there to clear out the bad 666 influence away from SHIT.

CHRISTOPHER I am very content you are standing up for SHIT as the SHIT DEFENDERS would not have it any differently.

If you get the SHIT DEFENDERS angry they may send the killer AMOEBAS your way so always be nice to SHIT and EAT SHIT with a heart HEARTY.

Look in the TOILET as lots of beautiful SHIT DEFENDERS as you can smell the FARTS.

If you look at this aftermath of this bicycle and auto accident you can clearly see the SHIT DEFENDERS as both vehicles lost them due to the tremendous high speed impact.

by METE MEAT MEET May 24, 2021

Shit dick

When you do anal with a girl and you pull out with shit covering your dick

Bro 1- "Yo you here what happened to me last night?"
Bro 2- "Nah what happened?"
Bro 1- "That chick last night gave me shit dick!"
Bro 2- "Whatta bitch!"

by niereht December 23, 2016

Shit mouth

A sex move where you shit in your partner’s mouth

I think I found my new fetish, shit mouthing

by XXX_epicgamern00b69420_XXX February 16, 2020

The Shit That Killed Elvis

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.

by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023

Next level hobo shit

When you see a hobo do something extreme and unheard of that depicts a new level of crippling poverty.

"Omg, those two hobos are fighting over a cigarette's butt, that's some next level hobo shit!"

by TremendousClap January 30, 2020

Shit Show Mafia

A group of unstable, offensive, and crazy individuals that aim to hurt your feelings.

I was trying to talk in the group chat, but the shit show mafia showed up and made me cry.

by brooketastic February 3, 2018

shit jamer

A gaywad who likes taking dick in the ass and gargling penis on an average basis of Saturday Monday Friday in New Year's Eve on special and holiday events of a socializing and getting dick for money

Boy Kevin Costner Siri is a shit Jamer

by Machen Huckaby December 17, 2019