Shit-Smeared Monocle

Noun: The opposite of rose tinted glasses.

When you're in a bad mood and everything annoys you, you're viewing the world through a shit-smeared monocle.

by Acoustic Dinosaur February 2, 2022

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Shitter Get Shit On

It is a term for when you own someone in a game or in any aspect of your day to day life. Also can be used as a phrase to indicate someone messing up.

Diego: "Oh man, I missed the train"
James: "Shitter Get Shit On"

by Christian papa February 2, 2022

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A shit drive

A shit drive is where you shit yourself during a long road trip often with loads of friends or family around to smell hear and see

Steave had caused himself to have a shit drive

by Gorilla lover 420 February 4, 2022

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Pushing Shit Down A Chain

Metaphorical shit being pushed from your supervisor to you

My boss was pushing shit down a chain last week and now I have a new project.

by Sterling555 February 4, 2022

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Simple shit

People can be simple shits or simpletons, too. Think of simple shit as a person, not as a thing.

Even that simple shit could understand what was happening. If that simple shit figures it out, it will be a miracle. Even a simple shit has lucid days. Honey, that simple shit will never know the light of day.

by Lightofday February 5, 2022

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