Tristan is a crazy ex lover who is obsessed with anime and the art of war. Meanwhile the twin flame sits in agony pondering what life could've been. His days grow old yet time grants him immortality.
That StarSeed-Schizo Shit-poster likes to watch memes and ignore reality while plotting the demise of the outside realm.
by anonymous April 1, 2024
Get the StarSeed-Schizo Shit-postermug. a brown piece of poop floats in the toilet bowl while a kid stays on his phone for an hour on the toilet
by Whatismyassdoingupsidedown June 9, 2022
Get the shitmug. by JerrySucksToes September 9, 2023
Get the Shitmug. by Jaunito_ July 18, 2016
Get the Shitting on my planmug. by Niig.shd May 14, 2024
Get the nigger shitmug. A social act in which a group of people gather at an abandoned urban location. People should bring to the party shit-inducing foods and drinks, such as prunes or bowel-prep solution. When the partygoers are literally full of shit, they must relieve themselves anywhere and everywhere possible, keeping within the grounds of said urban location.
Partygoer 1: "Yo dude, I'm bored."
Partygoer 2: "Yeah, so am I. Wanna go to a shit party?"
Partygoer 1: "Yea, sure bro. I'll get the prunes. This shit's gonna be a rager!"
Partygoer 2: "Yeah, so am I. Wanna go to a shit party?"
Partygoer 1: "Yea, sure bro. I'll get the prunes. This shit's gonna be a rager!"
by Phedorable April 15, 2016
Get the Shit Partymug. When a gossipy middle aged rotundish male behaves like the winner of a seniors quilting bee by gathering gossip, and caustic I’ll founded rumours on everyone and carelessly uses this information and embellishes it to fit a self serving psychopathic narrative !
This person is also subject to a Lose bottom valve and randomly spots skid marks on furniture, blankets etc from low riding trousers and an I’ll keep ass crack and is subject to emotional rage induced diarrhea!
This person is also subject to a Lose bottom valve and randomly spots skid marks on furniture, blankets etc from low riding trousers and an I’ll keep ass crack and is subject to emotional rage induced diarrhea!
The fat mouthy fuck was called out on his vicious attacks on the woman and children of friends and soiled his size 48 dungarees with grossip shit hemorrhage!
by Toe tag with a dirty ass May 26, 2021
Get the Grossip shit hemorrhagemug.