Shit

A further extended version of the fart "the explosion between the legs"

Dude is see brown in your pants
Man:shit

by Himynameisbleebloop March 10, 2020

My Shit's in flux

Living in a state of change. An insight that the assumptions of life are subject to being wrong. The realization that upheaval could come at any moment.

How's it going? Umm, ok. Just ok? What's the matter? Eh. my shit's in flux. Oh, man, sorry...

by Mike Mermel September 7, 2016

Shit On

Toxic Fortnite players scream this word loudly when they eliminate a player.
players who say this haven't touched grass in the last 3 years.

"SHIT ON! You're so bad at the game. Literally uninstall it and go play Angry Birds. Take The L."

by RadiantWolf February 14, 2022

Ain’t that some shit

A cheeky way to reply when someone states the obvious. A less insulting way to say: “No shit Sherlock” or “Thank you Captain Obvious.”

Brojamin: Bro, she blocked me after I cheated on her
Dudeathan: Ain’t that some shit.

by Invisibilitycloak December 26, 2024

Thunder shits

where your stomach just hurts for 15 minutes and suddenly you have to shit so badly
and when you go to shit it stings so badly
that you have to hold it back
but your stomach hurts
so you have to make the choice if you want to stay with the ever growing stomach pains
or the asshole burns

A: Sorry I can't come into work today, I have the thunder shits.
B: What the fuck is a thunder shit

by Farmer_Joe January 12, 2021

Cat shit wrapped in dog shit

This phrase is used to describe something that is extremely poor quality or worthless.

Dave: "I need you to review this code base and optimize it."
Frank: "I took a quick look, and this code base is cat shit wrapped in dog shit."

by BillionBro October 15, 2023

shit-heel

Something or someone you find aggravating.

My cat was being a real shit-heel last night when she scratched my hand.

by Joy4no! December 31, 2020