Shit hit the fan

"When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.

1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.

2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!

3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 February 26, 2020

shit kazoo

someone who is really stupid but still cute

"wow Andy is such a shit kazoo"

by sexsapphic January 11, 2021

shit wings

eating ass or having anal sex

mia: i got my shit wings today
me: what does that mean
mia: i ate ass

by shitwings601 April 8, 2019

The Shits

Slang word for cocaine commonly used by advid users.

Man i’m trying to get off the shits.

by ToastyThunda January 8, 2018

Shitting on my plan

When some idiot decides to run your plans for the day.

Dad stop shitting on my plans !

by Jaunito_ July 18, 2016

shit streaker

The embarrassing trip you make when you run out of toilet paper and need to waddle to get more toilet paper.

Did you see Chris run out of the bathroom with his pants down? What a shit streaker

by Poochtook January 17, 2023

DUMB SHIT

A dumb shit is a person who is stupid as fuck and doesn't understand common sense.

Oh wow. kaite is such a dumb shit for not understanding how rain works.

by PUSS N BOOTS NUMBA TWO July 14, 2023