enchilada dick

A Mexican mans penis that has not yet been circumcised

Yo that chick what's your enchilada dick

by ihartfatchicksz September 8, 2017

dick-in-a-bag

When you are expecting one thing and you get either the complete opppsite or not what you were expecting.

I ordered a bag of potato chips and I got a huge bag of nothing but dick-in-a-bag!

Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?

by Ohyeseyedid April 19, 2018

Dick Puppet

A woman who can't survive without a man in her life. She always needs a mans attention and presence in order to be a functioning human being

Dude, Karen is such a dick puppet.

by tits-fuckin-mcgee April 19, 2018

Dick Jacket

condom

Wanna fuck with my dick jacket on?

by Yankeedoodle88 April 19, 2018

flavored dick

During oral sex a dude will take a huge fat vape cloud, blowing on the dudes dick which then flavors it as something else.

Bro, she gace me flavored dick so hard.

by Swiis April 19, 2018

Dick Gusset

The transition between shaft and balls; may or may not involve a flap of skin.

Do you want me to touch your dick gusset?

by Dinger. October 8, 2017

Yeast dick

When you get the flu and can't shower for a month straight, your dick gets dirty and yeast-infested

Jeff take a fucking shower, you got yeast dick

by Phaggotwithahardr September 12, 2017