fix my posture

shocked

something so shocking that u have the physical reaction to show it

“This comment made me fix my posture.”
“I couldn’t believe what she was saying I had to fix my posture”

by urdreamgirl August 24, 2023

if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
HAAHAA

by gauda slay August 25, 2023

My Bulb

That one person you find in times absolute disparity that pulls you out of it; Usually a romantic partner that manages to shift your life completely for the better.

Alex: “Hey, Owen, you’re looking a lot better man.”

Owen: “Yeah man, I met this girl and she’s become my bulb.”

by Gamer big epic August 26, 2023

where my child at

me when she gives birth to my child

Where my child at

by snowumbrella August 26, 2023

Butter my biscuits

The innocent act of appeasing the love of your life

Well boy howdy you just Butter my biscuits

by HotTamale72 August 27, 2023

my mother asked me a question

meme of a skeleton lmao

its the meme of a skeleton that says "my mother asked me a question what the fuck are those?"

by SCP_Temie - But in a nutshell August 29, 2023

Eat my add

An insult used as a defense when one is simply terrible at fantasy football

How did you go 0-14 in Fantasy last year, did you just not try?

No, I tried every week.

Man, you must suck as fantasy football.

Eat my add…

by cuyahogablues August 30, 2023