by You are short and single August 28, 2025
Get the Youmug. person: im not giving you any food since you ate mine
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.
by your mom's fav ♥ September 27, 2021
Get the you selfish fuckmug. • immediately restorting to marriage as soon as you claim you like something
• someone who marries their favourite things
• someone who dislikes running around the bush
• someone who yells at people I dare you
• someone who marries their favourite things
• someone who dislikes running around the bush
• someone who yells at people I dare you
1. YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE? MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭😭😭
2. I dislike this thing and have no intention of MARRYING IT.
3. “WHAT. U KNOW HOW TO MARRY PEOPLE..?! teach me.” said richard in curious tone.
2. I dislike this thing and have no intention of MARRYING IT.
3. “WHAT. U KNOW HOW TO MARRY PEOPLE..?! teach me.” said richard in curious tone.
by ivanappreciator July 1, 2024
Get the MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭mug. A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019
Get the You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!mug. A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong
by ottertots_ November 11, 2020
Get the Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You?mug. by im a grill not a girlll!!! May 15, 2019
Get the Youmug. when you are able to believe deeply in what you say, that you influence with facts the fabric of the universe, and it starts popping up, you need to find reliable witnesses in order to influence thier reality so your influence becomes hegemonically dominant, resulting in a change of reality....
Karen: Leave or else
Normal person: Why, shall i leave?
Karen 2: (bypasser) Leave or we will make you leave!
Karen: Yeah we will!
Normal person: But you still haven´t told me why?
A whole bunch of Karens that just suddenly appeared: Let´s make him leave!
Normal person: Okay, Okay i will leave
Normal person leaves thinking...."those freaks can really "fake it until you break it" Fuck my life!
Normal person: Why, shall i leave?
Karen 2: (bypasser) Leave or we will make you leave!
Karen: Yeah we will!
Normal person: But you still haven´t told me why?
A whole bunch of Karens that just suddenly appeared: Let´s make him leave!
Normal person: Okay, Okay i will leave
Normal person leaves thinking...."those freaks can really "fake it until you break it" Fuck my life!
by brainmuscleai November 27, 2023
Get the Fake it until you break itmug.