Choose your favourite turd

Choosing the least worst option from a selection of terrible choices.

Picking the next Tory leader is like having to choose your favourite turd

by witchieblackcat2 July 15, 2022

rump your stump

When one is masturbating so intensely, they rip their penis off.

Male 1: Dude i love masturbating to the thought of her
Male 2: I like to but it's to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
Male 1: I would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back

by RumperStumper March 15, 2014

You got any games on your phone?

When you are at some family gathering and your 7 year old cousin goes up to you and asks to play on you phone, WITHOUT SAYING PLEASE.

Kid: You got any games on your phone??
You: Yes... BUT THEY AREN'T FOR YOU.

by Star Puppi November 14, 2023

expand your constituency

(to) do everything and anything to attract political followers, even if includes lying

if youre Hillary Clinton, stop trying to expand your constituency and focus on the issues instead.

by Sexydimma October 11, 2016

expand your constituency

(to) do everything and anything to attract political followers, even if includes lying

if youre Hillary Clinton, stop trying to expand your constituency and focus on the issues instead.

by Sexydimma March 14, 2018

can i chew your box

When a man inappropriately asks a women during foreplay to perform oral sex on her.

While his finger was deep in Michelle's vagina, Tripp awkwardly stopped all actions and asked, "Can I chew your box?"

by Michellebell November 24, 2013

Tuck it in your Bucket

A slang term pertaining to sex, usually referring to anal

Dam girl, you look fine in those yoga pants. Can I tuck it in your Bucket?!

by F*g June 21, 2022