Free Willy

When you jerk off all over the place.

When friends ask why theres yellow stains on your wall " I Free Willy'd "

by Bad Man B February 2, 2021

Alaskan Willy Tuck

The sexual act where your partner jacks you off firmly until you ejaculate, right before he cums, she pulls the foreskin over the head and sutures it closed for a day. After the cum has hardened and a possible serious green bacteria has formed, she removes the stitches and jerks him off again, releasing a fountain of green, bacteria filled, cum.

1. I just did the Alaskan Willy Tuck with Sandra and now I need to see a doctor!

by Poop Gobbler February 15, 2021

Wet Willy

While normal people say wet Willy is licking your finger and sticking it in their ear I am changing the definition to sucking/licking dick or a wet dick

James: Baby can I have a wet Willy?
Taylor: yes ofc

by Hanandbjslzbd March 22, 2021

Wet Willy

Licking the penis and giving nice old fashioned

Hey sir can I give you a wet Willy?
Yes ma’am lick it real good

by Hanandbjslzbd March 30, 2021

Pizza Willy

The act of sticking your pizza sauce finger in ones ear. (Like a wet Willy but with Pizza Sauce)

Ew! Dad just threatened to give me a Pizza Willy! So gross! Wash your hands Dad!

by SouthbayJen April 20, 2021

bum willy

this day is where you go to someones house and call them a bum willy

Adam: your such a bum willy

Jasmine: HEY! why are you in my house?
Adam: oh its bum willy day :)

by coolgirll May 10, 2021

free willy

Actually urinating, but hands free at a urinal. Specifically to rip key bumps with your other two hands, semi-discretely.

This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.

Dude, there was a big line for the stall, I just went for it, free willy style, smooth as butter. Didn't want to miss the next set.

by Shepshape June 22, 2021