Twat Waffle

A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.

Oh haha guys look at that twat waffle over there!
This guy is such a twat waffle omg

by NellyJ April 17, 2023

waffle orgy

A sexual performance, Involving 3 or more living things. The male or masculine figure jams his holy white liquid into all and every hole on the female body. These holes include but are not limited to ( vagina, ass, ears , nose, mouth, and eye sockets.

Hey daddy, lets have a waffle orgy with the reindeer and our daughter

by DonaldFuckHillary December 11, 2017

Blue Waffle

A term used in the north for a individual that joins a shift system for a short period of time for a large pensionable gain.

1- “Where’s Kiddly theses days?”
2- “Eating the blue waffle for 12mons”
1- “Good lad, can’t blame him!”

by Kiddly November 6, 2021

waffle rider

An attractive female full of charm and wit, but who has a mildly retarded egomaniac for a brother.

That Mandi is such a waffle rider. I would hook up with her if it weren't for her brother.

by MizRacy March 20, 2010

waffle stomp

when you take a shit on the school bathroom drain and stomp it down to make a waffle like form

who tf waffle stomped the boys bathroom

by Seans friend from school April 13, 2021

Waffle

When you are speaking nonsense. Or purposely doing it to something

‘I’m actually a war veteran. I just came her to receive my 15k gold necklace and ended up saving an orphanage’
“Stop waffling bro. All you do is waffle.”

by TheOddWaffl February 15, 2021

anxious waffles

The feeling you get when you get a small shock from trying to remove your waffles from the toaster with a fork

Dude I just got anxious waffles!!

by Disgruntled Squirrel January 13, 2017