jordan cooper

someone who looks exactly like ash stymest.

Hey, is that ash stymest?
Nah, it's just jordan cooper

by lolsatjordancooper December 11, 2011

Jordan

Jordan has the fattest ass to ever exist. It moves when he walk and if you slap it, it’s like straight gellooooo. He is the definition of GYAT MMMMMM. And he plays basketball btw.

JORDAN IS THE GOD OF ALL FAT ASSES

by mommy mentle December 7, 2022

shamar jordan cassonva

a hot black person who fat asf n i love w my heart

shamar jordan cassonva go eat ur chicken tenders and kool aid u lil black man!

by yo wsg i love boys June 1, 2022

Jordan

He is a guy with the biggest penis in the entire world. And he loves cool stuff like wii sports

Jordan big penis man

by GemCL February 14, 2021

Jordan

He is a Somalian pirate at sea

That’s all I have to say

Jordan Hijacks ships on sea

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Jordan

Brown eyes with either black or brown hair and is very funny has a Hugh ding dong is usually Mexican or African American and plays basketball,has a great personality, and gets all the kitty’s

Wow it’s so big you must be a jordan
His name is totally Jordan
Your funny are you a jordan

by #free6ix9ine November 19, 2018

Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen

A very short male, known for how young he looks compared to other people his age. Upon sight of someone who looks younger than they are, simply use the phrase "Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen" and everybody will know what you are talking about.

Friend#1: Yo, that dude is 34? He looks like he's still in High School!

Friend#2: That's not even possible.

Friend#1: Must I remind you of Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen?

Friend#2: Oh, yes. The impossible is truly possible because of him.

by Octopus tentacles taste bad October 27, 2020