band job

a combination of oral sex and wanking off a sexual partner. One may perform oral stimulation on the tip while giving a hand job to the rest of the penis or start with oral sex before finishing with a hand job or perhaps any own personal combination of the two with the aim for maximum sexual stimulation

She gave him a band job, that’s a double whammy the lucky bitch

by Matt Raesake July 13, 2021

Band Geeks

The best Spongebob episode and if you disagree fuck you!

I don't think band geeks is that goo-
*gets punched in the groin*

by Jottys November 1, 2018

Speckled Band

The act of asking to hang out every single day yet no one can due to camp, vacation, the beach and many other things.

I was trying to chill today but I was getting Speckled Band’d all day long.

by bigmatt June 28, 2021

half band kid

A kid named Eric who somehow got sucked into the band kid crowd

Band kid 1: yo who’s this guy?

Band kid 2: oh it’s Eric, he’s a half band kid

Band kid 1: oh sick

by WormSoul December 13, 2022

Lad bands

Any band consisting of all or mainly lads that write songs with an often slightly raunchy nature.
They're like boy-bands, but not shit.

Some examples of Lad bands are:
Arctic monkeys
The Fratellis
Fountains of Wayne

by The faces of Farhad December 15, 2017

blowing a band

Spend $1,000

I'm about to go blowing a band at the mall.

by BkluSmoke May 6, 2018

band boy

Band boy very similar to a "emo boy" often including the dark layered hair going to the left or right, tight black skinny jeans but with a band shirt or sweater and their wrists containing lots of band bracelets

Guy 1: "wow bro you look like such a emo boy"
Guy2:"damn it I wanted to look more like a band boy time to go back to hottopic and buy some more band bracelets"

by The wanna be emo fuckboy April 13, 2016